Friday, May 16, 2008

Ways to Dine Al Fresco*

*Al Fresco means eating spinach quiche, peaches, and milk while buck naked on the patio in 105 degree heat.


THE BUTTERFLY - ankles together and knees apart.



SIDESADDLE - both legs to one side.


THE CHILL - recline with feet up.


THE HALF MONTY - one leg up, one leg down (potential for wost possible naked).


THE TRADITIONAL - sitting properly at the table.