Jealous, Suckas?

It's cold where a lot of you live, isn't it? New Jersey, New York, Chicago. Alaska anyone? But I live in Los Angeles. So even though it's February, this is how I spent my morning.

I {heart} My Friends

I love hanging out with my friends. Friends make everything better, don't they? The aquarium seems funner. And occasionally fishier, but I guess that depends on which friend you go with. The sun at the park seems brighter (so bright that you need shades). And the bath seems cleaner. Or dirtier. But again, it depends on which friend you're with.

Introducing the One We Call "Sprout"

Mom and Dad started calling me "Bean" long before they had a name (or even a gender) for me. Now that they are in a family way again, they needed a nickname for their newest spawn. They think they are so clever calling the new one "Sprout" so that they have "Bean Sprout." Ha ha ha. Humor has never been their strong suit. Neither has wit. Whatevever.

Anyway, we as a family went to the doc today to get a look at Sprout's "bathing suit place" and found out that it is a she. Here are the first pix of my baby sister, Sprout. The first one is her face. The second one is her visible lack of penis. And the last one is how she looks inside of Mommy without the help of technology.