Mom and Dad started calling me "Bean" long before they had a name (or even a gender) for me. Now that they are in a family way again, they needed a nickname for their newest spawn. They think they are so clever calling the new one "Sprout" so that they have "Bean Sprout." Ha ha ha. Humor has never been their strong suit. Neither has wit. Whatevever.
Anyway, we as a family went to the doc today to get a look at Sprout's "bathing suit place" and found out that it is a she. Here are the first pix of my baby sister, Sprout. The first one is her face. The second one is her visible lack of penis. And the last one is how she looks inside of Mommy without the help of technology.
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